Play Modern Warfare 2 in Your Bra, Panties, and Heels

Many of my girlfriends are very frustrated because their boyfriends are either playing video games or watching sports or are out with their buddies. And they are totally ignored. Just think about that – hot young babes who do not get enough attention and affection from their boyfriends.

So I tried an experiment. I love messing with my boyfriend’s mind. I knew that he was going to purchase Modern Warfare 2 several weeks ago because that is all he was talking about. I found the sexiest bra and panties set that I owned and my favorite pair of black sexy high heels – then I  waited for the big event night where he would be glued to the couch playing his stupid new video game. 

The big event night arrived! He loaded his stupid game into his stupid XBox and said,”Honey, I am going to be busy for a while”. I was back in the bedroom changing into my special outfit and said,”Ok, maybe I can play the game in a little bit”. I walked into the den and made sure that I walked in front of the TV. I could see his eyes following me and then he said,”Damn, I got killed”. I stood above him and said,”Let me try it”. He just kept looking at me. He gave me the controller and I laid back against the couch with me legs bent and my heels resting against the edge of the coffee table. I could see him looking at my love bush as my crotchless panties were doing their work. Thrusting my pelvis back and forth on the couch in tune with the game and making sure that my breasts jiggled was starting to drive my boyfriend crazy. He keep looking at my crotch and never once looked at the TV.

Five minutes later my boyfriend’s head was between my legs.

I laid the controller down and softly said,”Looks like Modern Warfare 2 just lost”.

Remember this ladies – Use your body as a video game. It is the only way to get your boyfriends to play with you.

 

 

 

 

 

Looser Boyfriends – Lousy Lovers

I just got back from a fashion shoot in Greece and some of the models were talking on the airplane about how their boyfriends are complete loosers and lousy in bed.

I broke up with my boyfriend over six months ago because he was very insecure about being in my modeling environment. He just could not handle the gents that would surround me. Although I was faithful to him, he could not handle the fact that there were that many handsome guys around. He always felt that every guy was trying to get into my panties. Ha! Ha! I have a lot of handsome gay male friends!

Oh well, here it goes – my list on how not to be a looser boyfriend and lousy lover (with much input from my model friends).

(1)  If you are fortunate to date or go out on a date with any type of woman then please treat her with as much courtesy and respect  as possible. The modeling group agreed that holding doors open, helping with their chair, and helping put on or take off coats and jackets is a big plus in winning our hearts and getting closer to our panties. Treat us like a queen and watch how we treat your scepter!

(2) Do not ignore us at the dining table. If you like to search the restaurant for hot young things or talk to your beer buddies about sports, then you can be certain that we have the power to walk out of there with a hot stallion who will satisfy our every need before you can say ‘He could go all the way’.

(3) Surprise us – Plain and simple – shake up our schedules. You may not be able to fly us to Cabo for a weekend getaway but take us somewhere romantic without asking us. My first boyfriend did this to me after a long fashion shoot in New York. He asked if I had any more assignments and when I said no, he took me to the airport and we flew to Hilton Head. He had the best sex ever on a private plane.

(4) Flirt with us in public. We already know that we are your girlfriends but all of us agreed that flirting with us in public gets us hot and excited. Complimenting us and telling us how you feel about us in public is a real turn on. We like having other females listening to what they are missing out on. Case in point – Sarah said that a date once was joking with her but was making subtle sexual hints about doing it in the bathroom. She got  up and told him to walk in the ladies room in two minutes. She said that it was the best sex ever and he finally lived his fantasy of making out in a bathroom.

(5) Do not ever compare us to your former girlfriends. We all agreed on this one. I once had a date that had me at my bra and panties when he said that my breasts looked like Julie’s. Too bad he did not get to see them in their full glory – I got dressed and walked out.

(6) Size matters and do not let anybody tell you different. A man who is huge and knows how to use it will always have a flock of women at his disposal. But if the man cannot last more than a few seconds then size really does not matter and you will have a frustrated woman on your hands. This may be mean but after a few dates and I like you a lot, then I will give you a surprise blow job. If I like your size and you can handle my mouth for four minutes, then you will be granted access to my hot, wet inner sanctum. If you cannot hold back for four minutes, then I am afraid that we can only be friends. My girl friends have started using this test. Several have said that their sex lives are more rewarding.

(More to come –

iText in Action – Converting Source Code from Java to C#

If you bought the book ‘iText in Action’ by Bruno Lowagie, then you know that his source code is in Java. Since I am C# developer Java does not do me any good. Therefore, I will list the converted C# code here as I convert it. I suggest buying this book if you plan on creating PDF documents using iTextSharp and C#. Bruno does an excellent job in explaining how to build PDF documents! Click on the ‘iText in Action’ link above to see the C# code.

The Real Housewives of Houston?

Is Bravo planning on launching a new housewives’ series entitled ‘The Real Housewives of Houston’?

If so, then these Texan beauties at Housewives of Houston are going to use their boots and walk all over the competition! Housewives of Orange County, New York, New Jersey, and Atlanta you have been warned!

Breast Size – How Do You Like Them?

Well, my girlfriends and I had another heated argument last night during dinner. The question is what kind of breasts do you like?

Yahoo Beats Bing and Knocks Out Google!

I have a friend who works for Yahoo and he asked me to run my SEO test again. Boy oh boy! Has Yahoo done some real tweaking with their search engine! Here are the latest results and I am shocked at how well Yahoo is indexing the internet without bias or corruption.

Yahoo scored a 99.1
Bing scored a 97.8
Google scored a 76.9

This means that Yahoo has been able to correctly index and rank over 1,000 websites with 99.1% accuracy!

Way to go Yahoo!!!!

Poor Google is really hurting. Either they are wanting money for website indexing or their search engine program is being written by the competition.

iTextSharp is Amazing Says the Blonde Model

I have been working on a web application where many PDF reports are being created. I have been using iTextSharp to create these PDF reports but had a frustrating time creating a border color around a PDFPTable that had many nested PDFPTables.

I finally figured it out! Use the following guide:

// Table having cells appearing on top //
// Left Top Cell //
cell.Border = Rectangle.TOP_BORDER | Rectangle.LEFT_BORDER;
cell.BorderColor = Color.Black;
//Right Top Cell //
cell.Border = Rectangle.TOP_BORDER | Rectangle.RIGHT_BORDER;
cell.BorderColor = Color.Black;

// Tables having cells appearing in the middle //
// Left Middle Cell //
cell.Border = Rectangle.LEFT_BORDER;
cell.BorderColor = Color.Black;
//Right Middle Cell //
cell.Border = Rectangle.RIGHT_BORDER;
cell.BorderColor = Color.Black;

// Table having cells appearing at the bottom //
// Left Bottom Cell //
cell.Border = Rectangle.BOTTOM_BORDER | Rectangle.LEFT_BORDER;
cell.BorderColor = Color.Black;
//Right Bottom Cell //
cell.Border = Rectangle.BOTTOM_BORDER | Rectangle.RIGHT_BORDER;
cell.BorderColor = Color.Black;

Hope this helps someone!

Bank of America is a Joke Says the Blonde Model

I just saw the Bank of America ad on TV tonight and I must say that they are the biggest banking joke in America. This lending predator is bragging about how they are helping their customers with credit but fail to mention about how bad they are screwing their customers over with predatory lending rates.

I have two dear friends who have credit cards from Bank of America. Their original interest rates were 7% and 8% respectively. Their current interest rates are 24% and 26%. How in the world can the federal government allow such high interest rates when this bank’s base interest rate is from 4% to 6%?

This type of con used to be called shylocking, extortion, and loan sharking. The FBI use to arrest individuals for this criminal practice.

If Bank of America wants to help their customers in this tough economic times, then Bank of America should roll back all of their customers credit card interest rates back to 6% – 8%. Bank of America received a whole lot of money from the federal government. I hope that the federal government charged Bank of America at least a 32% interest rate.

I have been reading on the internet that any American bank that is charging credit card interest rates from 12% to 39% have ties to Al Qaeda. It appears that Al Qaeda’s new angle of attack on Americans is not by bombs but by forcing Americans into foreclosures and bankruptcy. They know that if they can upset the financial structure of America, then the Amercians will become victims. Pretty slick on their part!

Pretty sad. American money from these Al Qaeda backed banks are killing our young soldiers on foreign soil.

Using Twitter to Pay the Bills

I am a big Twitter fan and I like keeping up with my friends and business associates. I also pay bills just like you do. I have found a Twitter product that helps my friends and associates find products that they are interested in and at the same time helps me pay the bills. Check out Twitter Magpie below, it may help with your bills as well.

Lingerie Modeling Work

I noticed that Thongs Cheap and Undies Cheap have fashion modeling assignments for lingerie models as of yesterday.